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A light-hearted card that's sure to raise a smile.<\/p><p><strong>Portrait Card (7\" \u00d7 5\")<\/strong><\/p><p>Premium 340gsm greeting card with vibrant print, supplied with an envelope and left blank inside for your own message.<\/p><p><strong>Card Features<\/strong><\/p><p>\u2022 Premium FSC-certified 340gsm natural offset white card<br \/>\u2022 Smooth uncoated finish for a premium feel<br \/>\u2022 Vibrant, high-quality print<br \/>\u2022 Blank inside for your own message<br \/>\u2022 Envelope included<\/p><p><strong>Sustainability Promise<\/strong><\/p><p>Every ProzacDesigns greeting card is printed to order using premium FSC-certified paper and environmentally responsible production methods.<\/p><p>\u2022 FSC-certified 340gsm uncoated paper<br \/>\u2022 Printed using water-based, non-toxic inks<br \/>\u2022 Zero-plastic construction<br \/>\u2022 100% plastic-free, plant-based packaging<br \/>\u2022 Printed only after you order to reduce waste and overproduction<\/p><p><strong>Designed &amp; Printed in the UK<\/strong><\/p><p>Every card is designed by ProzacDesigns and professionally printed in the United Kingdom using renewable energy and environmentally responsible manufacturing processes.<\/p><p><strong>Why Printed to Order?<\/strong><\/p><p>Every greeting card is printed especially for you after you place your order. 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